home sweet home

I would be living in Livonia because I wouldn’t want to live far away from home and my mom and when she gets old I would want to be able to help her and some times come and visit my family. I would probably be in a condo with a wife or a friend because the rent wouldn’t be that much and it would be half and half but just a condo I daunt want big house because I could have more spending money . the rent for a good condo would be around 200 dollars a month and the price for a condo is 149 thousand and that’s a good deal so something like that. It is 200 for the rent for the heating 150 electricity 100 parking 100 for a year no phone for me cell phone on moms plan and no internet .thats what my life would be like and I like it.

The type of degree I would like to get is a batchers’ degree because you can a lot of good jobs with it and it is a good amount of time in college. All the schools offer the programs I need to do the job I want. It takes 4 years or more to get a job as a construction worker. It would cost around 21,285 to go to school and get your batchers degree. I would like to be a construction worker because it’s a good job for like when I get 19 20 and I’m working out when I’m working .if I was working on a big area and a lot to things to do then like 20 dollars a hour but in lm working just for a lil then like 15. A day on the job would be me working on the ground getting concrete out of the ground then me doing the segment lifting bags to the place ware the boss wants it .then going on lunch brake eating McDonalds then coming back and putting up the orange cons around the sit and putting the construction tap on them so people would see them. The next thing putting the signs up to people no these road is closed.

I think my careers looking good because theirs a lot of construction jobs out there and I no I can get more then one job in the years ill be doing it. So that job looks good for my life style and I would enjoy doing it . me as a zoo keeper would be cool I mean just playing with animals for a job how sweet is that . the only bad things is there is not a lot of jobs as a zoo keeper I mean not a lot of zoos in the world so I don’t think ill be doing that in my future. So I think I have a better chance as a construction worker but my there job I would love to do is a high school sports director I like it because its not that much work and its it’s a relly good paying job.

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Zookeeper

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Construction Tradesperson

3.
Bricklayer / Stonemason

4.
Glazier

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Nursery / Greenhouse Grower

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Pet Groomer

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Plasterer

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Drywaller

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Plumber

10.
Roofer
I would like to be a roofer or a construction worker because I would like to do things on foot and like to work out wane in working . and its not bad money either and I would enjoy doing it but a zookeeper would sweet to be because theirs so much to do at a zoo and I like working in crape weather because you no theirs nothing to do that night and you can work your best and you no your not missing any thing but working in a zoo would be cool because I like animals and there cool to look at and sweet to hold I mean like a lizard or a snake like al slimy and wet it would be sweet but you are working so its like part of your job but so of the bad things is you would have to pick up poop and there food and there throw up its sick and I would not like to that what so ever but I like those jobs and I wudent mid doing them .

halloween

I like Halloween because its fun to walk Around with friends and get free candy . and go way fare away from your house and your mom or dad don’t no and the reason. I don’t like Halloween because I am allergic to peanuts and when I get home I always have to look throw my candy because I don’t want to eat eat thing with peanuts . but my favored custom for Halloween is Edward Cullen because he is a vampire and he can get eny girl in the world and I like warring color contacts and they change your eyes to any color . and some of my favored scary movies are 1. Saw 2.the hills have eyes 2 3. Shaun of the dead 4.and wily wonka and the Cholet factory I think wily wonka is scary because in the movie he like brings people in this hole and he was ok now that’s over he is weird. And I think the hills have eyes is scary because these weird guys the have mast up teeth like bring you to the hills then like eat you and for the girls they keep them to reproduce its so mist up its un real. saw is not that scary but I like wane
He like trochees them its funny to watch but weird to see.












and at Halloween I ushly go trick or treat but this year I’m going to a party and that should be fun and im going as Edward Cullen and I’m going to look sweet and I got contacts that he uses in the movie but not really . I should be watching a movie later at night because I do that every year but I don’t no if ill be home in time but that what I do for Halloween .

A perfect day would be at Sweden watching hockey games then after they’re done go to bully beat down and watch a fight then that night take a trod trip down to pit and watch the red wings beat them then sit and relax with Timmy. The reason I would like to take a road trip because I love watching hockey games and if watch hockey all day, I would be really happy. I would not want to do any thing else for the rest of the year.
In the middle of the day I would like to sky dive, or go in a fighting jet, because they are really fast and I would love to go in one. The reason I would like to go see a match of Bully Beatdown is because I love watching bullies get beat up. It’s really funny to watch them talk all the BS and they get beat up so hard. They give the bully a hug at the end of the fight so I don’t know why they talk so much if they know they’re going to get beat up. The reason I want to take a road trip down to Pittsburgh is because I hate Pitt with a passion.
I LOVE SEEING PIT LOSE TO THE RED WINGS SO THAT’S WHY BUT I HAVE SEEN THAT HAPPEN SO I WUD LIKE TO SEE AGEN THO I LIKE HERING THE HORE AFTER THE PEROIND OR THE WISLES GO OFF AFTER A FIGHT THE SEEING OF THE PUCK DROP ITS SWEET AND THE SMEEL OF POP CORN AND HOT DOGS at the end of the night I would have ribs my favored food and sit by the fire with my family and have a Timmy.

1. A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we really need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play."

The player agreed, so the coach looked into his eyes intently and asked, - "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this: What is two plus two?"

The player thought for a moment and then answered, "4?"
"Did you say 4?!" the coach exclaimed, excited that he had given the right answer.

Suddenly, all the other players on the team began screaming, "Come on coach, give him another chance

2. A Police officer approached a motorist stopped in the middle of the road before the river overpass holding up traffic. The officer noticed the driver jotting on a notebook frantically. He asked the driver, what in the world are you doing? The driver replied, "The sign says Draw bridge
3. There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror. If you told a lie it would suck you in to the mirrore One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in. The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in. Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in .
4. A plane is on its way to Detroit when a blonde woman in economy class gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section. The flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must sit in economy class because that's the type of ticket she paid for. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here." After repeated attempts and no success at convincing the woman to move, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde." He goes back to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry," then quickly moves back to her seat in economy class. The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to get her to move back to economy without causing any fuss. "I told her first class isn't going to Detroit .
5. A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise." "That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?' "Twenty-six!" he said.
6. old man wanted to leave all of his money to one of his three sons, but he didn't know which one he should give it to. He gave each of them a few coins and told them to buy something that would be able to fill their living room. The first man bought straw, but there was not enough to fill the room. The second bought some sticks, but they still did not fill the room. The third man bought two things that filled the room, so he obtained his father's fortune. What were the two things that the man bough
7. pets hop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears". Davey bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be.
8. A hiker comes to a fork in the road and doesn't know which way to go to reach his destination. There are two men at the fork, one of whom always tells the truth while the other always lies. The hiker doesn't know which is which, though. He may ask one of the men only one question to find his way. Which man does he ask, and what is the.
9. What 7 letter word becomes longer when the third letter is removed.
10. You are standing in front of a room with one lightbulb inside of it. You cannot see if it is on or off. Outside the room there are 3 switches in the off positions. You may turn the switches any way you want to. You stop turning the switches, enter the room and know which switch controls the light bulb. How

10 years

In 10 years I will be living in a an apartment with 4 friends in Michigan and it would be a party house for sheer . watching hockey games and foot ball I would be driving a escape black with black rims . I would be working as a fire fighter or nhl I would like to have a good job because then I cud pay for my apartment with my friends in my spare time I would hang out with friends and playing drop in hockey and visiting my mom and partying I would have a girl friend from college and I wud keep waching bully beat down .

jakes a b c

a. I like animas a lot because they are cool looking and funny to watch
b. I do not like babes because they cry and they are annoying .
c. I hat cats because they daunt do any they accept hide and I hate that because u think u lost it but its under your bed or something .
d. I love dogs because they are good at guarding your house and sweet to have around the house and u can play with it .
e. I like to play with electric things like TVs and iPods.
f. I like food a lot my favored food is ribs they are so good .
g. I love my grandma she is awesome she buys me new hockey aquetment.
h. I love hockey to death it is my favored sport I wud love to be a coach wene I’m older .
i. I like ice drinks like slush they are rely good.
j. My name is Jake not Jacob and its pretty rare and I like my name.
k. My last name is kierdorf and I daunt no how I got it.
l. I like lam its relly good to eat and I love it.
m. I love my mom she is prtty cool but she can be annoying and she talks to much .
n. The night time is sweet to go in hot tub.
o. I wud like to go see a octopus swim .
p. I like to play with my lucky hockey puck because I do good with it .
q. I like quakes from ducks because its funny to her.
r. I hate rats their weird looking and bad as pets.
s. I love my sister she lives in Texas.
t. I like TV shows like eunteruch.
u. I like go visit my uncle Jim he throws axes at stumps.
v. I expect veterans for doing what they did.
w. I like to kill worms .
x. Extra gum is the best u can get.
y. I like the color yellow.
z. I like the zap zone because its fun to fall playing their.

the first week was good and i new alot of people from my brother and him playing hockey because i new the whole hockey team.

the lunch were good because i hated Holmes lunches were bad and I’m a big eater. I like all my teachers and they are all very nice and funny and cool, the first week school was me trying to figure out where all my classes were and my schedule got changed.

i did not like how the halls ways are so small, could barely walk normal speed. the first day of school was easy because there was people friends to help me find the gym because their is like 10 gyms and I didn’t no ware they wer only new ware the court house was because of the Stevenson hockey work outs .

the only thing I hate about high school is they home work it is harder then last year last year it was easy and u wud barley get home work but now I do. I like Stevenson more because of the sports u cud play a lot of them and last year they only had like 3 sports so that’s y I like Stevenson .